The Citizens United ruling in the Supreme
Court on January 20th, 2010, extended more rights of citizens to Corporations.
Perhaps it is time we considered extending other rights of citizens to
corporations, such as holidays - however, if we did that, we would also have to
hold corporations to the same responsibilities as citizens and we would have to
be able to send them to war, and imprison or execute them for crimes.
January 20th,
2012, is a day to be celebrated. It is, of course, the anniversary of the
Supreme Court’s Citizens United ruling, which extends more rights of
citizenship to corporations. Since corporations
are, apparently, just like real people, I think it is time we started
treating them more like real people. It is time corporations got a holiday, and
January 20th, a kind of Independence Day, when their rights were
finally recognized, is the perfect day.
You might be
wondering what a corporate holiday looks like. Well, you know how on a holiday
for the rest of us, we don’t have to work, but we still get paid? Well, a corporate
holiday works the other way around – we still work, but the corporations don’t
have to pay us. Or, if we need them to pay us, we can just work at time and a
half (obviously having to work 1 and a half times as long as normal for the
same pay).
That just
made me think of something else that corporations need – overtime pay. So, when
we work more than eight hours (or however many it is in your jurisdiction), the
corporation has to pay you extra, right? Well, is that fair to a corporation?
After all, they are the same as you and me. When a corporation has been working
for more than 8 hours in a day, everyone should have to start working at time
and a half (again, 1.5 hours work = 1 hour pay) so it is fair to the
corporation who has to put in such long hours.
It is time
we started respecting corporations as equals, not as something less than
ourselves. Just as we look back and are ashamed that in past generations women
didn’t have the same rights as men, blacks didn’t have the same rights as
whites, future generations are going to look back at us and be ashamed that we
did not give corporations the same rights as other citizens sooner. Let us
start with this one little thing, giving corporations their own holiday, then
we can move on to more important issues like the right to vote, welfare and unemployment
insurance.
Of course,
if we wanted to extend these rights to corporations, we would also have to
extend the responsibilities of citizens to corporations. We would have to be
able to arrest corporations for their crimes (I think we’ll need some new
prisons), send corporations off to war (rather than letting them profit from
it), execute corporations in states with the death penalty (not that I agree
with that, but they need to be treated like their peers), make them pay same
tax rate that others pay (in other words, actually paying taxes).
What’s that?
It isn’t actually physically possible to arrest a corporation, or to send it
off to war or to put it in the electric chair? Oh, I guess that is because
corporations aren’t people. Guess somebody better tell the US Supreme Court,
because they seem to be under the wrong impression.
On January
20th, demand that the US government admits that corporations are
not, and never could be, entitled to the same rights as citizens. Demand the 28th
amendment.
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